YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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