So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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