Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
