He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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