Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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