I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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