if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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