He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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