He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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