he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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