I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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