i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its not stalking. its research.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
