I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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