turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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