She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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