doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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