Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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