Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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