youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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