Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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