You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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