i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I think your dad took our porno
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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