dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Randomize
