Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think your dad took our porno
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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