What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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