Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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