Is it normal to miss your booty call?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
These tits shall not be calmed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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