You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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