I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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