i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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