last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize