I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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