just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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