Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Every concussion has its silver lining
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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