Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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