Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Couch. On fire.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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