I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I could fuck to npr.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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