its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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