sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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