i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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