Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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