Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
