Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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