they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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