She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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