Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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