sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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