we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We left the knife in your bed.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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