he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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