When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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