Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
