girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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