Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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