saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
