Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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